#hen #sketch #vegan #art
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
This video is not graphic or violent but its message about animals is something everyone should see.
I laughed way too much
that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.
Chickens in the meat industry (“broilers”) suffer from more severe deformities than any other factory farmed animal. Selective breeding in the poultry industry has focused on speeding up physical development and increasing the relative size of the chicken’s more profitable organs, especially the breast muscles. The end result is a young bird with the legs and internal organs of a young chick, and a grossly enlarged breast. These chickens’ pelvises and legs become deformed and collapse under the animal’s own weight, and the strain on their hearts and lungs causes ascites and heart failure.
Read more about chickens in the meat industry here:http://anonymous.org.il/art489.html
Pictured: The weight and slaughter age of a broiler chicken in 1920 and in 2014.
this makes my whole day omg
my being is filled with joy
this makes me happy
And her hand @elliefolkard